Gather around children, and I will tell you the tale of "Ray toro the king of cakes and the troublesome cupcake." I shall now start, *Ahem*
Ray toro is the king of ALL cakes. Not "A few" not "A lot" ALL cakes. He also was a very firm leader, he rules with a iron fist! All of the cakes live in small villages scatterd across the country of Caketopia, according to cake type.
"Cheese cakes" Live west of east, "Upside down cakes" Live east of west. "Wedding cakes" Live in lovers lane, "I-Just-Broke-Up-With-My-Boyfriend-And-I-Need-Comfort-Food Cakes" Live in heart-break-city. And so on and so forth, all except fruit cakes. THEY live in the outskirts of the land, (Mostly because no one likes them, and they arn't very talkative.)
Now there once was a sweet, good, pretty young upside down cake, her name was caketrissia. One day she met a vanilla cake by the name of frostington, she thought he had very handsome sprinkles.
They became very good friends and then, they became "culinary's school for the gifted cakes." favorite "sweet hearts." But soon after this, they had a child. He was a very happy cake, but somthing was..."diffrent" about him.
First off he was misshapen, small on the bottom and bigger on the top, With a lager head that hung over his sides. He was also clothed in paper (unusual for cakes of ANY sort,) it was green, with pink dots.
The parents, were grief stricken by the sight of there only child like this, for the knew that "Overlord Toro" had strict rules against disfiguration. They tried to hide the child, but alas "Overlord Toro" found out, and was inraged!
He borrowed Sparkels the unicorn from his B.K.F.F.F.E (Best king friend for fucking ever) Mikey from the unicorn kingdom, for the ride to the cupcakes house. To get the the house he had to ride through the "coffee kingdom" of the Sassy Kind king Gerard, and the kingdom of dogs owned by King Ireo The short and hyper. Soon after this he arrived
He met the Father outside the home first, and then "SMOOSH!!!" Down came his fist, leaving the father in a pile of sprinkles,sugar and frosting. Licking his hand tasting his fresh kill, "Overlord Toro" walked inside and found the mother cowering over he child, crying and begging. But her crying fell on deaf ears, "Overlord Toro" Raised his fist for a second time and, "SQUISH!!" the mother was gone.
The baby stared up a "Overlord Toro" with fear writen on his frosting face, "Overlord Toro" Stared back down, unmoved by the frosting fear. He raised his fit for a final time and "SQUASH!!!" it was gone.
After that he jumped back on to sparkles, ready to ride back to King Mikeys kingdom. Happly sucking on his fingers, cleaning off the sugar and frosting, he thought "Maybe I should stop at the sushi kingdome to get him some. King mikey has a soft spot for sushi."